i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
quick, we need to passionately make out for science
Everyone says chimpanzees are our closest living relative but I’m fairly certain these lovable fucks are mine
THE SECOND ONE I CAN’T EVEN